April was explaining to her husband how a lot enjoyable they’d had on the seaside throughout her “ladies day” outing.
“However,” she advised him, “It didn’t finish all that nice for me.”
“Why, what occurred?” he requested.
“I went out to take a swim within the tough water however I didn’t exit far as a result of the waves had been very dangerous.
Then I all of a sudden seen that each one the turbulence had brought on the decrease half of my bikini to be stripped off.
I regarded and regarded for it however it was gone, gone, gone!”
“For goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?”
“Do? Why I did what any respectable feminine would do,…
… I lined my face and eyes with my fingers and ran to the seaside home as quick as I might.”