A poor Irish household lives on a farm they usually depend on their single cow for revenue.
One morning, the daddy walks exterior to seek out their cow lifeless.
“There may be nothing that might assist get us out of poverty now,” says the dad as he shoots himself.
The mother walks exterior and sees the dad and the cow on the bottom.
“I can’t dwell with out my husband,” she says as she shoots herself together with her husband’s gun.
The daughter walks exterior and sees her mom, father and cow lifeless.
“I can’t dwell any longer with out my household,” she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself.
The oldest son, 23 years outdated, walks exterior searching for the household and sees all of them lifeless.
“Is there anyway to convey them again,” he yells on the sky.
Poof! A feminine leprechaun seems.
“I’ll convey your complete household again to life, even the cow,” she says, “in case you can fuck me 5 instances in a row.
If not I get to kill you.”The boy fucks her 3 instances in a row and he dies.
The center son, 19 years outdated, comes out and sees the leprechaun.
She offers him the identical provide as his brother.
“The son agrees to do it however can solely do it 4 instances. He dies.
The youngest son, 15 years outdated, comes out and is given the identical provide.
“I’ll convey your complete household again to life, even the cow,” she says, “in case you can fuck me 5 instances in a row.
If not I get to kill you.”The son says, “What if I fuck you 10 instances in a row?
“The leprechaun thinks. She says, “I’ll convey again your loved ones and offer you my pot of gold.
The son says, “Wait, how do I do know you’ll survive it?”
“What do you imply?” says the leprechaun.
“The cow didn’t.”