Be aware: We love each canine and cats, that is simply in jest!
1. Canine will tilt their heads and attempt to perceive each phrase you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cats look foolish on a leash.
3. If you come house from work, your canine might be glad and lick your face. Cats will nonetheless be mad at you for leaving within the first place.
4. Canine offers you unconditional love till the day they die. Cats will make you pay for each mistake you’ve ever made for the reason that day you had been born.
5. A canine is aware of whenever you’re unhappy. And he’ll attempt to consolation you. Cats don’t care how you are feeling, so long as you keep in mind the place the can opener is.
6. Canine will deliver you your slippers. Cats will drop a useless mouse in your slippers.
7. If you take them for a trip, canine will sit on the seat subsequent to you. Cats need to have their very own non-public basket, or they received’t go in any respect.
8. Canine will come whenever you name them. They usually’ll be glad. Cats could have somebody take a message and get again to you.
9. Canine will play fetch with you all day lengthy. The one factor cats will play with all day lengthy are small rodents or bugs, ideally ones that seem like they’re in ache.
10. Canine will wake you up if the home is on fireplace. Cats will quietly sneak out the again door.