Whereas doing a vasectomy, the physician slipped and lower off one of many man’s balls.

To keep away from an enormous malpractice go well with, he determined to switch the ball with on onion.

A number of weeks later the affected person returned for a checkup.

“How’s your s*x life?” the physician requested.

“Fairly good,” the person mentioned, to the physician’s aid.

However then he added, “I’ve had some unusual unintended effects although.”

“What’s that?” the physician asks anxiously

“Properly, each time I piss, my eyes water.

When my spouse offers me a blow job, she will get heartburn, and

each time I go a hamburger stand I get a hard-on!”