A man will get dwelling early from work and hears unusual noises coming from the bed room.
He rushes upstairs to search out his spouse n****ked on the mattress, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a coronary heart assault,” cries the lady.
He rushes downstairs to seize the telephone, however simply as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s obtained no garments on!”
The man slams the telephone down and storms upstairs into the bed room, previous his screaming spouse, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Certain sufficient, there may be his brother, completely bare, cowering on the closet ground.
“You rotten bastard,” says the husband, “My spouse’s having a coronary heart assault and also you’re working round n****ked scaring the children!”