Two pals run into one another whereas strolling their canine.
One suggests lunch. The opposite says,
“They received’t allow us to in a restaurant with pets.”
Undeterred, the primary man and his German shepherd head into the restaurant.
The maître d’ stops them, saying, “Sir, you’ll be able to’t deliver your canine in right here.”
“However I’m blind,” the person replies, “and that is my information canine.”
The maître d’, apologizing profusely, reveals each man and canine to a desk.
His good friend waits 5 minutes, then tries the identical routine.
“You will have a Chihuahua for a information canine?” the skeptical maître d’ says.
“A Chihuahua?” the person says.
“Is that what they gave me?