Two canine in a vets ready room.
1st canine is outdated, gray across the muzzle has a nasty limp and smells dangerous.
2nd canine, a lot youthful, says to the outdated canine,
” Why are you right here at present ”
Previous canine replies, ”I’m going to be put to sleep, i’m in very dangerous well being, and my time has come”
Younger canine says he’s sorry to listen to that.
Previous canine then asks the youthful canine
” Why are you right here at present ”
Younger canine says ” Effectively the opposite day my mistress right here was working a shower, she was bending over the bathtub swishing the water about and he or she was bare, as you’ll be able to see she is a tasty little bit of stuff, and I’ve fancied her for fairly some time. Any approach I couldn’t include myself any longer and mounted her and gave her a very good seeing to.
My God says the outdated canine, so are you being put to sleep as effectively.
”No says the younger canine, I going to have my nails clipped.”