Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, the place they’re met on the Perly Gates by St. Peter.
He says, “Girls, you all led such fantastic lives,
that I’m granting you six months to return to Earth and be anybody you need.”
The primary nun says, “I would like-a to be Sophia Loren” and *poof!* she’s gone.
The second says, “I would like-a to be Madonna” and *poof!* she’s gone.
The third says, “I would like-a to be Sara Pipalini.” St. Peter appears to be like perplexed.
“Who?” he says. “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry however that identify simply doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her behavior and palms it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and begins laughing. He palms it again to her and says
“No Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 males in 7 days!’”