Three blondes have been sitting by the facet of a river holding fishing poles with the traces within the water.
A sport warden got here up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and mentioned,
“Excuse me, girls, I’d prefer to see your fishing licenses.”
“We don’t have any.” replied the primary blonde.
“Nicely, when you’re going to fish, you want fishing licenses.”
“However officer,” replied the second blonde,
“we aren’t fishing. All of us have magnets on the finish of our traces and we’re gathering particles off the underside of the river.”
The warden lifted up all of the traces and, positive sufficient, there have been magnets tied on the tip of every line.
“Nicely, I do know of no legislation in opposition to it,” mentioned the warden,
“take all of the particles you need.” And with that, he left.
As quickly as he was out of sight, the three blondes began laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb cop,” the second blonde mentioned to the opposite two, “doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout on this river?!”