There have been Two Nuns.
One in every of them was often known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the opposite one was often known as Sister Logical (SL).
It’s getting darkish and they’re nonetheless far-off from the convent.
SM: Have you ever observed {that a} man has been following us for the previous thirty-eight and a half minutes?
I ponder what he desires.
SL: It’s logical. He desires to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this charge he’ll attain us in quarter-hour on the most!
What can we do?
SL: The one logical factor to do after all is to stroll quicker.
SM: It’s not working. SL: In fact it’s not working.
The person did the one logical factor.
He began to stroll quicker, too.
SM: So, what lets do? At this charge he’ll attain us in a single minute.
SL: The one logical factor we will do is cut up. You go that method and I’ll go this fashion.
He can not comply with us each. So the person determined to comply with Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives on the convent and is anxious about what has occurred to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you might be right here! Inform me what occurred!
SL: The one logical factor occurred. The person couldn’t comply with us each, so he adopted me.
SM: Sure, sure! However what occurred then?
SL: The one logical factor occurred. I began to run as quick as I might and he began to run as quick as he might.
SM: And?
SL: The one logical factor occurred. He reached me.
SM: Oh, expensive! What did you do?
SL: The one logical factor to do. I lifted my costume up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the person do?
SL: The one logical factor to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What occurred then?
SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister?
A nun together with her costume up can run quicker than man together with his pants down.
And for these of you who thought it might be soiled, say two Hail Marys!