On the finish of humanity, there have been three gents left on the face of the Earth.
The Creator (or no matter divine entity you’d like to position right here) descends from the heavens to congratulate the final three survivors.
“You’ve made it to the tip my associates.” States the God-being to the three males.
“As reward for this accomplishment, I’ll create a person Earth for every of you, stuffed along with your most treasured need.”
The three gents started to shake with pleasure and burst into streaming tears of pleasure.
“You’ll have 100 years of fine well being and no getting older, to get pleasure from these locations of chosen paradise.
Step ahead and state your need. Your paradise might be stuffed to the brim!”
The primary man, an alchoholic, steps ahead and states:
“I need my paradise full of the very best Beer!”
The God-being grants the will and the paradise is full of kegs of beer so far as the attention can see.
The second man, a intercourse addict, steps ahead and states:
“I need my paradise full of younger and delightful individuals to meet my sexual needs!”
Want granted, and the paradise is full of younger and delightful individuals prepared to please.
The third man, a stoner, steps ahead and states:
“I need my paradise full of Marijuana!”
It’s performed. The boys are transported to their paradises to get pleasure from 100 years of enjoyment.
On the finish of the 100 years the God-being brings all of them collectively once more to assessment how they’ve loved their existence in Paradise.
“My kids, please share the way you’ve loved your chosen paradise!”
The alcoholic steps ahead, shaking uncontrollably.
“It was nice at first oh smart one! However finally all of the beer started to go stale, and was disgusting! I haven’t had a drink in at the least 90 years!”
The intercourse addict steps ahead, crying with frustration.
“All of them AGED! They didn’t keep younger and delightful! It was horrific! Why have you ever been so merciless to us!?”
The stoner slowly walks ahead, shuffling his ft as he goes, defeated.
“Does anybody have a lighter?”