Little Johnny’s neighbour had a child. Sadly, the newborn was born with out ears.
When mom and new child got here house from the hospital, Johnny’s household was invited over to see the newborn.
Earlier than they left their home, Little Johnny’s dad had a chat with him and defined that the newborn had no ears.
His dad additionally informed him that if he a lot talked about something concerning the child’s lacking ears and even stated the phrase ears,
he would get the smacking of his life after they got here again house.
Little Johnny informed his dad he understood fully.
When Johnny appeared within the crib he stated: “What a fantastic child.”
The mom stated, ‘Why, Thanks Johnny.” Johnny stated: “He has stunning little toes, stunning little palms, a cute little nostril and actually stunning eyes.
Can he see all proper?” “Sure”, the mom replied, “we’re so grateful; the Physician stated he can have 20/20 Imaginative and prescient.”
“That’s nice”, stated Little Johnny, “cos he’d be f*cked if he wanted glasses!”