A New York lawyer representing a rich artwork collector referred to as and requested to talk to his shopper.
“Saul, I’ve some excellent news and I’ve some dangerous information.”
The artwork collector replied, “You realize, I’ve had an terrible day, Jack, so let’s hear the excellent news first.”
The lawyer mentioned, “Properly, I met together with your spouse as we speak, and she or he knowledgeable me that she has invested solely $5,000 in two very good footage that she thinks will deliver someplace between $15 and $20 million … and I believe she might be proper.”
Saul replied enthusiastically, “Holy cow! Properly finished! My spouse is a superb enterprise lady, isn’t she? You’ve simply made my day.
Now, I do know I can deal with the dangerous information. What’s it?”
The lawyer replied, “The images are of you and your secretary.