Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their new child child.
“Cease! You possibly can’t do that!” exclaims the brother.
“And why not?” asks Stan.
“Don’t you need to have a phenomenal child sometime?
Like my spouse and I’ve right here?” Stan says nothing.
The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I desire a nephew.
Stan, make me an uncle.
” Stan can’t take it anymore.
He offers his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother,
“You’re certain you desire a nephew?”
“Sure,” the brother replies.
“It might be an honor.”
“Nicely, congratulations, you’re holding him.”