Robust day to be a Rabbit

The CIA, The FBI and the NYPD are on a coaching train collectively.

They’re informed to go in to the woods and produce again a squirrel.

The FBI goes first.

They arrive again empty handed.

“There have been no roads or streetlights, our sneakers acquired soiled and our fits acquired torn so we gave up”

Then the CIA go in.

They arrive again empty handed.

“We discovered a squirrel, nevertheless it was a low grade one so we turned it in to an asset and are ready for it to steer us to the highest squirrel within the organisation”

Then the NYPD go in.

Ten minutes later they arrive out with a rabbit with two black eyes.

“I confess, I’m a squirrel!”