This one little boy in about 4th or fifth grade was attempting out for a college play.
He earned a component and went residence to inform his father.
His father was actually happy with him. So his father asks what half did you get?
He replies I obtained the a part of a person who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him.
After which he mentioned “That’s good son, perhaps subsequent time you’ll get a speaking function!”