A person says to his physician “Physician, I’ve an embarrassing sexual drawback”
The physician says “Inform me about your intercourse life,
“The person says “Nicely, very first thing within the morning, the spouse and I’ve a fast ‘morning glory’.
Then I am going to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary provides me a BJ at my desk.
I nip residence at lunchtime and do the spouse over the kitchen desk,
then after work I am going to see my mistress from 5 till seven.
Then after dinner my spouse and I typically hit the mattress early for a severe session, generally two or three.”
“I see,” says the physician, “and what appears to be the issue?”
“Nicely,” says the affected person, “it hurts once I m*sturbte.”