Moishe the Carpenter, returning dwelling together with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a abandoned road.
“Take my cash,” stated Moishe, “however do me a favour: shoot a bullet by means of my hat in any other case my spouse received’t imagine I used to be robbed.”
The robber obliged. He threw Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet by means of it.
“Let’s make it look as if I ran right into a gang of robbers,” stated Moishe, “in any other case my spouse will name me a coward! Please shoot a lot of holes by means of my coat.”
So the robber shot a lot of holes by means of the carpenter’s coat.
“And now?”
“Sorry,” interrupted the robber. “No extra holes. I’m out of bullets.”
“That’s all I needed to know!” stated Moishe.
“Now hand me again my cash and a few extra for the hat and coat that you just’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue!”
The robber threw down the cash and ran.
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