Man visits his favorite Dominatrix
He places his cash on the bedside desk and says
“I’ve been unhealthy, mistress. I should be punished.”
She makes him strip and bend over as she whips his quivering backside.
Subsequent she makes him crawl into mattress and ties him securely to the bedposts.
She runs her whip over his flesh and, as he wriggles in anticipation,
the mattress posts break and his arms come free.
“Don’t fear, I can repair this” he says, as he runs out to his automotive.
He returns in a couple of minutes with some instruments and will get to work.
In a couple of minutes the bedposts are mounted.
He seems to be admiringly at his handiwork and beams.
“Good as new, mistress!”
She says “This sub actually loves reposts.”