Little Johnny and Susie have been about to enter his condo and earlier than he may open his door,
Little Johnny stated,
“Wait a minute, I can inform how a person makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
Susie says, “Nicely, give me some examples.”
Little Johnny proceeds to inform him,
“Nicely, the primary manner is, if a man shoves his key within the lock, and opens the door onerous, then which means he’s a tough lover and that isn’t for me.
“The second manner is that if a person fumbles round and may’t appear to seek out the opening, then which means he’s inexperienced and that isn’t for me both.”
Then Susie stated,
“So, how do you unlock your door?”
Little Johnny proceeds to say,
“Nicely, first earlier than I do anything, I lick the lock.”