Just a little Johnny hears the phrase whorehouse at school and asks his father what it means.

His father is sort of shocked, and replies,

“Effectively, uh… you go there to…have time.”

The little Johnny begins screaming and hollering that he desires to go there too, however his father insists that he’s too younger.

Saturday night time his dad and some buddies go to “Suzie’s” to “have time”, not figuring out the little Johnny is following them.

After his father leaves, the little Johnny enters the whorehouse and tells the madame that he desires to have time.

She’s a bit puzzled at first, however being a kind-hearted girl she provides him three doughnuts and tells him to go away.

Later that night time he comes dwelling, his mother and father all apprehensive.

His father approaches him first and asks him the place he’s been.

“IN A WHOREHOUSE!” he screams proudly.

“WHAT? Effectively…uh…how was it?”

“I managed the primary two with none drawback, however I simply licked the final.”