John hoisted his beer and stated: “Right here’s to spending the remainder of my life,
between the legs of my spouse!”
That gained him the highest prize on the pub for the most effective toast of the night time! He went house and informed his spouse,
Mary, “I gained the prize for the most effective toast of the night time.” 1
She stated, “What was your toast?’
John stated: “Right here’s to spending the remainder of my life, sitting in church beside my spouse.”
“Oh, that may be very good certainly, John!” Mary stated.
The subsequent day, Mary bumped into one among John’s ingesting buddies on the road nook.
The person chuckled leeringly and stated, “John gained the prize the opposite night time on the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She stated, “He informed me, and I used to be a bit shocked myself.
, he’s solely been there twice within the final 4 years.
As soon as he fell asleep, and the opposite time I needed to pull him by the ears to make him come!”