Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work at present,
I actually sick. I received headache, abdomen ache and my legs harm.
I not come work.” The boss says, “You understand Jim, I actually need you at present.
Once I really feel like this I’m going to my spouse and inform her give me s*x.
Makes all the pieces higher and I can go to work. You strive.”
Two hours later Jim calls once more: “Boss, I do what you say and I really feel nice.
I be at work quickly. You bought good home.”