Two drunken Irishmen in a graveyard.
Paddy begins studying the gravestones.
“Mick” he says;
Would you have a look at this, a feller right here who was 90 when he died!”
“Who’s that?” says Mick.
“Any individual referred to as O’Toole from Kerry,” he replies.
Mick says, “By no means thoughts him, there’s a feller right here referred to as Murphy, was 99 when he died! From Castletown of all locations!
“Effectively thats nothing!” says Paddy.
“What about what written on this feller’s stone, right here proper beside the gate!”
“The stone says 147!”
“147? thats wonderful!” says Mick.
“Who was he?”
“Effectively based on the stone, its any person referred to as Miles from Dublin…………………………..!”
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