Invoice wakes up at residence with an enormous hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the very first thing he sees is a few aspirins and a glass of water on the facet desk.
He sits down and sees his clothes in entrance of him, all clear and pressed.
Invoice seems to be across the room and sees that it’s in an ideal order, spotless, clear.
So’s the remainder of the home. He takes the aspirins and notices a be aware on the desk “Honey, breakfast is on the range, I left early to buy groceries. Love you.”
So he goes to the kitchen and certain sufficient there’s a sizzling breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son can also be on the desk, consuming. Invoice asks, “Son, what occurred final night time?”
His son says, “Effectively, you got here residence after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
Broke some furnishings, puked within the hallway, and gave your self a black eye whenever you stumbled into the door.
” Confused, Invoice asks, “So, why is all the things so as and so clear, and breakfast is on the desk ready for me?”
His son replies, “Oh that! Mother dragged you to the bed room, and when she tried to take your pants off you mentioned, “Girl depart me alone, I’m married‘!”