One morning once I was going out of the home I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant.
Once I returned house I noticed her father closing the door.
I informed him: “Your daughter hasn’t married but I’m wondering how it’s attainable a lady with none husband be pregnant?
For a second her father with a bitter smile mentioned: “She isn’t pregnant;
it’s all wind in her stomach. She farts and would restoration.”
Subsequent yr perchance I noticed the identical woman with a child in her arms.
Subsequent day once I was going out dealing with her father so I informed him:
“I noticed your daughter along with her fart in her arms.”