Husband will get house and tells his spouse
“fast, get me a beer earlier than it begins.”
She will get the beer.
He chugs it and says
“fast, get me one other earlier than it begins.”
She obliges.
Husband once more chugs it and says
“fast, get me one other beer earlier than it begins.”
The spouse replies
“if you would like one other beer you lazy bastard get your fats ass up and get it your self!”
Husband murmurs
“shit, it began.”