A husband and spouse are transferring out of their home and are beginning to field all the things up.
The husband finds a field below the mattress, pulls it out, and appears inside, the place he finds two eggs and about $8,000.
He approaches the spouse and asks, “What are the eggs for?”
She replies, “Each time I cheat on you, I put an egg within the field.”
He says, “That’s alright, you’ve solely cheated on me twice.
What’s the cash for?”
The spouse replies, “Each time I get a dozen, I promote them!”