An necessary government was telling associates at his nation membership about a few of his life experiences:
“So I purchased this yacht that might carry fifty individuals and I took it out for a maiden voyage and it hit a reef and sunk.”
“Then I purchased an airplane and on the primary flight it hit one other airplane on the sector and burned up.”
“Then I married this lovely blonde and no sooner did I get residence than I discovered her playing around with the chauffeur and I needed to divorce her.”
“So what’s the ethical?” one of many others requested.
“Clear as a bell,” mentioned the outdated man.
“If it swims, flies, or fxcks, ….lease it, …don’t purchase it.”