{A magazine} reporter is touring by a rainforest, looking for a fabled cannibalistic tribe.
He falls right into a lure, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake with a fireplace burning slowly beneath him.
He cries out for assist, and is answered by what is clearly one of many tribesmen,
who informs him that he’s going to be served as dinner to the chief of the tribe.
“However you don’t perceive!” he cries, “You’ll be able to’t do that to me!
I’m an editor for the New Yorker journal!”
“Ah,” replies the tribesman, “Effectively quickly you can be editor-in-chief!”