It was time for Father John’s Saturday night time tub and the younger nun, Sister Magdalene, had ready the bathtub water and towels simply the best way the previous nun had instructed:
Sister Magdalene was additionally instructed not to have a look at Father John’s nakedness if she may assist it, do no matter he instructed her to do and pray.
The following morning the previous nun requested Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night time tub had gone.
“Oh, sister.” Mentioned the younger nun dreamily. “I’ve been Saved.”
“Saved? And the way did that come about?” Requested the previous nun.
“Properly, when Father John was soaking within the tub, he requested me to clean him, and whereas I used to be washing him he guided my hand down between his legs the place he mentioned the Lord retains the Key to Heaven.”
“Did he?” Mentioned the previous nun curiously.
Sister Magdalene continued. “And Father John mentioned that if The Key to Heaven suits my lock, the portals of Heaven can be opened to me and I’d be assured salvation and everlasting peace. After which, Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.”
“Is {that a} truth?” Mentioned the previous nun much more curiously.
“At first it harm terribly, however Father John mentioned the pathway to salvation was typically painful and that the glory of God would quickly swell my Coronary heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.”
“That depraved previous bastard.” Mentioned the previous nun. “He instructed me it was Gabriel’s Horn and I’ve been blowing it for 40 years!”