On the primary day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde
virgin bride slipped into a horny however candy nightie and,
with nice anticipation, crawled into mattress, solely to search out that her
new Christian husband had settled down on the sofa.
When she requested him why he was apparently not going to make like to her, he replied, “As a result of it’s Lent.”
Nearly in tears, she remarked,
“Effectively, that’s the most ridiculous factor I’ve ever heard!
To whom did you lend it, and for the way lengthy?”