An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman have been captured whereas preventing in a far-off overseas land, and the chief of the captors mentioned, ‘We’re going to line you up in entrance of a firing squad and shoot you all in flip. However first, you every could make a last want.’
The Englishman responds, ‘I’d like to listen to “God Save The Queen” only one extra time to remind me of the auld nation, performed by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.’
The Irishman replies, ‘I’d like to listen to “Danny Boy” only one extra time to remind me of the auld nation, sung within the type of Daniel O’Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.’
The Welshman solutions, ‘I’d like to listen to “Males Of Harlech” only one extra time to remind me of the nation, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.’
The Scotsman says rapidly, ‘I’d wish to be shot first.’