A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Fast! Give me a pint of lager!”
No sooner does he end that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down.
As quick because the bartender is pouring the drinks, the person is knocking them again, one after the opposite.
The bartender says, “Are you okay buddy? What’s introduced this on?”
The person replies, “Man, I ought to NOT be consuming all this with what I’ve acquired.”
“Holy smokes,” replies the bartender, “what have you ever acquired?!”
The person replies,
“About 5 bucks.”