A person is in a bar and falling off his stool each couple of minutes.
He’s clearly drunk
So the bartender says to a different man within the bar:
“Why don’t you be Samaritan and take him dwelling.”
The person takes the drunk out the door and to his automotive and he stumbles no less than ten instances.
They drive alongside and the drunk factors out his home to the person.
He stops the automotive and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his home with the person.
The drunk’s spouse greets them on the door:
“Why thanks for bringing him dwelling for me, however the place’s his wheel chair?”