There was an outdated professor who began each class with a vulgar joke.
After one significantly nasty instance,
The ladies within the class determined to stroll out the following time he began.
The professor acquired wind of this plot,
so the following morning he walked in and mentioned…..
“Good morning, class. Did you hear the one concerning the scarcity of wh0res?”
With that, all the ladies stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, women.” Cried the professor.
“The boat doesn’t go away till tomorrow!”