An outdated Cowboy Walks Right into a Saloon, Bare….aside from his boots.
“The place your garments at, Slim?”, ask the one man
Again on the barn. I used to be feeding the horses when an attractive blonde drove up.
She says,
‘I wanna present you one thing within the barn. Comply with me.’
So I adopted her.
She says, ‘Take off all of your garments.’
So I do.
Then she takes off her garments, and says,
‘You want what you see?’
Fellers, she had probably the most bodacious physique I ever did see! I mentioned,
‘Sure, ma’am, I do!’”
Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says,
‘Properly, then, go to city, Cowboy!’
So I pulled on my boots and right here I’m.