An previous blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his method to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for some time, he yells to the bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar instantly falls completely silent.
In a really deep, husky voice, the girl subsequent to him says,
“Earlier than you inform that joke, Cowboy, I believe it is just truthful, given that you’re blind, that it is best to know 5 issues:
The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde woman with a ‘Billy-Membership’.
I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde lady with a black belt in karate.
The girl sitting subsequent to me is blonde and knowledgeable weight lifter.
The woman to your proper is blonde and knowledgeable wrestler.
Now, give it some thought critically, Cowboy… Do you continue to wanna inform that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“No…not if I’m gonna have to elucidate it 5 occasions…”