An aged man walks right into a confessional.
The next dialog ensues:
Man: “I’m 92 years outdated, have a beautiful spouse of 70 years, many youngsters, grandchildren, and nice grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two school ladies, hitchhiking.
We went to a motel, the place I had intercourse with every of them thrice.”
Priest: “Are you sorry to your sins?”
Man: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What sort of a Catholic are you?”
Man: “I’m Jewish.”
Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”
Man: “I’m 92 years outdated … I’m telling everyone.”