An aged man travelling by aircraft was in pressing want of a restroom facility.
However every time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, conscious of his predicament, steered he use the attendant’s girls room, however cautioned him to not press any of the buttons.
There subsequent to the paper roll have been 4 buttons marked: ‘WW’, ‘WA’, ‘PP’ and ‘ATR’.
Making the error so many males make of not listening to a lady, he disregarded what she mentioned when his curiosity bought the perfect of him.
He fastidiously pressed the WW button and instantly a mild flush of Heat Water sprayed on his naked backside.
He thought “Wow, these gals actually have it good.”
So a bit of extra boldly he pressed the WA button and physique temperature Heat Air blew throughout his moist backside and dried it comfortably.
“Aha,” he thought, “no surprise these girls take so lengthy within the lavatory with these sorts of companies.”
So he pushed the subsequent button PP with anticipation.
A gentle disposable Powder Puff swung under him and dusted his backside flippantly with talc.
“Man, that is nice,” he thought as he reaches out for the ATR button.
When he awoke within the hospital, the morphine was simply carrying off.
Confused, he buzzed the nurse to seek out out what occurred.
He defined the very last thing he remembered was intense ache within the girls room on the aircraft.
The nurse defined,
“Sure, you have to have been having a good time till you pushed the Computerized Tampon Removing button. By the way in which, your pen!s is underneath your pillow.”