An aged man travelling by airplane was in pressing want of a restroom facility.
However every time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, conscious of his predicament, prompt he use the attendant’s girls room, however cautioned him to not press any of the buttons.
There subsequent to the paper roll had been 4 buttons marked: ‘WW’, ‘WA’, ‘PP’ and ‘ATR’.
Making the error so many males make of not listening to a lady, he disregarded what she stated when his curiosity obtained the most effective of him.
He fastidiously pressed the WW button and instantly a mild flush of Heat Water sprayed on his naked backside.
He thought “Wow, these gals actually have it good.”
So just a little extra boldly he pressed the WA button and physique temperature Heat Air blew throughout his moist backside and dried it comfortably.
“Aha,” he thought, “no surprise these girls take so lengthy within the rest room with these sorts of companies.”
So he pushed the following button PP with anticipation.
A delicate disposable Powder Puff swung beneath him and dusted his backside flippantly with talc.
“Man, that is nice,” he thought as he reaches out for the ATR button.
When he awoke within the hospital, the morphine was simply carrying off.
Confused, he buzzed the nurse to seek out out what occurred.
He defined the very last thing he remembered was intense ache within the girls room on the airplane.
The nurse defined,
“Sure, it’s essential to have been having a good time till you pushed the Computerized Tampon Removing button. By the way in which, your pen!s is below your pillow.”