A younger man goes to a drug retailer and says to the pharmacist:
“I acquired a sizzling date tonight, an’ I want some safety.
How a lot is a pack of them rubbers gonna price me?”
The pharmacist responds: “A 3-pack of them is $4.99 with tax.”
“TACKS!” the shocked redneck says.
“Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they keep on by themselves!”