A wealthy dude and his spouse have been having dinner at a flowery joint.
This totally beautiful younger girl comes over to the desk,
provides the husband a giant open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away.
The spouse glares at him: “Who the hell was that ?
“Oh”, replies the husband casually, “She’s my mistress.”
“Why you son of a bitch, that’s the final straw” says the spouse.
“I’m completed with you, I desire a divorce!”
“I can perceive that,” he sez, “however bear in mind,
divorce means no extra buying journeys to Paris, no extra wintering in Barbados,
no extra summers in Tuscany, no extra new Jaguars within the storage at Christmas and no extra yacht membership.
However, the choice is yours, my expensive.”
At that second, George, a pal of husband, exhibits up on the similar restaurant with a beautiful blonde babe on his arm.
“Who’s that girl with George?” calls for the spouse.
“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.
“Ours is prettier”, she replies.