A really ‘straight and sincere’ woman goes to City.
Earlier than she left, her mom gave her some recommendation:
“Daughter, while you’re in City and should you’re on the lookout for a match there,…
it’s essential to be aware of the next the necessities mom set for you.
You should discover a man that’s ‘trustworthy’, ‘thrifty’ and have to be a ‘virgin’.”
With this recommendation from her mom, the woman went to City.
After some months later, she got here dwelling to get her mom’s blessings to marry.
“Mom, I’ve met the my match following your directions.
My future husband is trustworthy as a result of after we went out for vacation someday,…
he took care of me particularly although there have been so many prettier ladies round.
Isn’t that being trustworthy?” Her mom nodded in settlement.
“Then, because the day was getting late within the evening and rain was pouring,…
my boyfriend determined that we keep the evening at a lodge.
He additionally advised that so as to not spend an excessive amount of, they’ll share one room solely.
Isn’t he not thrifty man?”
For the second time her mom nodded her head in settlement, however with somewhat concern.
“And at last mum…, I do know he’s a virgin.”
“How do you know he’s nonetheless a virgin?”
The mom requested with repidition.
“MMM… his ‘that one’ remains to be new and arduous…. all wrapped up in plastic, mum!”