A 3rd age Scotsman was ready for his son to return from his first date.
Lastly, he arrived after midnight. “Have been you apprehensive, father?”
“Sure, I used to be actually apprehensive… I need to understand how a lot did that date value you…”
“It value me solely 4 euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that a lot.”
“I do know father… However the lady didn’t have any extra money…”