A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny solutions.
Salesman: “Can I see your dad?”
Johnny: “No, he’s within the bathe.”
Salesman: “What about your mom? Can I see her?”
Johnny: “Nope. She’s within the bathe, too.”
Salesman: “Do you suppose they’ll be out quickly?”
Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad requested me for the Vaseline, I gave him tremendous glue as an alternative.”