A really distinguished woman was on a aircraft arriving from Switzerland.
She discovered herself seated subsequent to a pleasant priest whom she requested:
“Excuse me Father, might I ask a favor?”
“After all my baby, What can I do for you?”
“Right here is the issue, I purchased myself a brand new subtle hair remover gadget for which I paid an infinite sum of cash.
I’ve actually gone over the declaration limits and I’m anxious that they’ll confiscate it at customs.
Do you suppose you might cover it below your cassock?”
Commercial “After all I might, my baby, however you could notice that I cannot lie.”
“You have got such an trustworthy face Father, I’m positive they won’t ask you any questions”,
and he or she gave him the ‘hair remover’.
The plane arrived at its vacation spot.
When the priest introduced himself to customs he was requested,
“Father, do you’ve something to declare?”
“From the highest of my head to my sash, I’ve nothing to declare, my son”,he replied.
Discovering this reply unusual, the customs officer requested,
“And from the sash down, what do you’ve?”
The priest replied, “I’ve there a fabulous little instrument designed to be used by girls, however which has by no means been used.”
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer stated,
“Go forward Father. Subsequent!”
