A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…
The priest could be very aggressive, however can’t appear to carry his A-game to the nun who’s clearly higher.
After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and yells:
“Goddamn it! I missed!”, startling the nun.
She let it slip by and the match continues.
However alas, after a fierce back-hand from the nun, the priest misses and once more yells:
“Goddamn it! I missed!”“Cease it” yells the nun.
“You’ll be able to’t use the Lords title in vein like that!”
The priest apologizes. “I’m sorry, sister.
I swear to you, if I do it once more, could God smite me with all his would possibly.”
“Truthful sufficient.” grumbles the nun. The match continues.
It’s going rather well, however as religion could have it, the priest misses and slips one other
“Goddamn it! I missed!”
All of a sudden thick, darkish clouds collect within the sky and with roaring thunder,
a lightning bolt shoots right down to the earth and vaporizes the NUN into ashes…
A thundering voice emits from the skies:“Rattling it! I missed!”