A police officer stopped a motorist who was dashing down Fundamental Road.
“However officer,” the person started, “I can clarify.” “Simply be quiet,” snapped the officer.
I’m going to allow you to cool your heels in jail till the chief will get again.”
However, officer, I simply wished to say,” “And I mentioned to maintain quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A number of hours later the officer seemed in on his prisoner and mentioned,
“Fortunate for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding ceremony…
He’ll be in an excellent temper when he will get again.”
“Don’t rely on it,” answered the man within the cell. “I’m the groom.”