A person wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with solely himself in it.
He has no recollection of how he received there.
Whereas pondering it, his bedside telephone rings, and he solutions it.
A physician on the opposite finish identifies himself, and tells the person: “I’ve actually unhealthy information. You’re very sick.
After your collapse yesterday, we ordered a number of exams, and received the outcomes again this morning.
I’m afraid you’ve got Avain flu, Ebola, and also you’re constructive for HIV and hepatitis.”
Shocked, the person asks “Nicely, what’s subsequent!? What are you going to do?”
The doc replies: “Nicely, for starters, we’re placing you on a strict eating regimen of solely pizza.”
The affected person asks: “Will that basically assist me, physician?”
“No”, the doc responds.
“However it’s all we will match beneath the door